Sunday, August 31, 2008

Volume 4, Issue 1


The Maher Maher Fish is found near a tropical island off the eastern shore of Africa. It is known widely as the dumbest animal on earth. The Maher Maher frequently comes from the depths in search of a shark to eat it. It is not known why such a small fish would seek out a shark, but alas, this is a very dumb fish. Due to this peculiar behavior, the Maher Maher has become nearly extinct, and it is projected to be completely wiped-out by 2010. This photograph is the only known proof of the Maher Maher's existence. Get a good look at this dummy before it's gone.