Who could pass on this marvelous canteen featuring the miraculous Cesar Chavez!? Your favorite civil rights leader deserves to be shown off every time you take a swig of healthy refreshing water! Join in the fun and seek one out today! But hurry, supplies won't last long, we could only make so many because the Malcolm X people are taking over the factory. Remember what Cesar said... "You have to drink water in order to bring about your greatest dreams of freedom and happiness!" Act now!
Spray Stape Glass Cleaner is a revolutionary new office product! Voted the Most Innovative Product at the 2006 National Office Supply Convention, and recipient of the coveted "Best Pointless Product Award" at the 2007 Inventors' Gala, this stuff is sure to knock your socks off! Spray Stape has a special spray nozzle that also acts as a common office stapler. Who wouldn't want this power-packed combination of important supplies on their desk? Should you ever be in a serious bind that requires cleaning glass and stapling at the same time, you would be completely safe with Spray Stape around! I defy you to find any office product more sensible and useful than Spray Stape! Happy Spray Staping!
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Martha Falls in Kandy, Sri Lanka is a spectacular sight indeed. This 80 ft. plummeting wonder can be seen from the Tropical Random Entrepreneur Trail. Martha Stewart is said to visit this gorgeous locale at least fifteen times a year. Avid Martha fans camp out in Sri Lanka for weeks, hoping to just get a glimpse of this waterfall icon. Tour guides are supposedly former neighbors of Ms. Stewart, and have plenty of juicy tidbits for those who visit the falls.
Did you know that vikings grew on trees? Well, they do! The Viking Tree is the oldest known member of the arborvitae tree family. It originated in Sweden, but was lumbered to near extinction in that region. Thankfully, we get a fresh crop of vikings annually from the Viking Tree Orchards in Newfoundland, Canada. Viking farmers are among the bravest of all farmers, as they have to best each individual viking from their trees in a battle before the vikingfruits can be sold. It's one risky business! However, the cash returns on vikings far outweigh the risks of the trade, so we still have viking farmers! Thank heavens for them!
