Volume 2, Issue 1
Did you know that vikings grew on trees? Well, they do! The Viking Tree is the oldest known member of the arborvitae tree family. It originated in Sweden, but was lumbered to near extinction in that region. Thankfully, we get a fresh crop of vikings annually from the Viking Tree Orchards in Newfoundland, Canada. Viking farmers are among the bravest of all farmers, as they have to best each individual viking from their trees in a battle before the vikingfruits can be sold. It's one risky business! However, the cash returns on vikings far outweigh the risks of the trade, so we still have viking farmers! Thank heavens for them!
5 comments:
What???? Am I supposed to understand this?
Ahhhhhhhh....the miraculous creations on Photoshop. I remember those days. Now I just clean up lots of throw-up and other unmentionable things. I'm going to need you to tutor me so I can once again create marvelous spectacles on Photoshop....those were the days!!
P.S--Noah just said, "Uncle Jeff is the funniest guy in the whole world!"
Why didn't you tell me you had a blog? I'm very confused by your blog however. At least Noah gets it!
Well, I don't really think there's anything to get about my blog. It's just me playing with photoshop at work when I'm bored. :)
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