Friday, March 21, 2008

Volume 2, Issue 4


The newest in fencing technology now brings the savory goodness of french fries and the sturdy protection and privacy of a fence to your home! Meet THE FRENCH FENCE! This golden-brown yummy structure will keep your dogs in, keep the neighbor's annoying cat out, and fill your yard with a beautiful aroma! Your neighbors will absolutely love the new stylish appearance of your property when you install a French Fence. It will also provide all the protection you could ask for! Get your French Fence now! Only $29,999! Call 1-888-FRYFENCE Now!

2 comments:

Natalie said...

Don't you mean Freedom Fence? Maybe you were on your mission during that whole stage in our country's history!

Jeff said...

No, I was definitely around for it. But it's clearly over.