Waterbottle Man roams the nation searching for those who are less than adequately hydrated. While you may think that his goal is to hydrate, or to spread valuable information about dehydration awareness, his actual goal is to kick every person who doesn't hydrate their bodies in the shin! He may have a cheerful countenance when you first see him, but that has certainly not stopped Waterbottle Man from appearing in the nightmares of many children across the country (possibly augmented by his appearance on Scooby Doo Episode #121, "The Waterbottle that Kicks.") Waterbottle Man is always in search of his next dehydrated victim... have YOU had enough water today?
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No, I have not had my daily water allowance! And, if childrens' dreams of "Waterbottle Man," are as scary as my childhood dream of "Bicycle man," I sure am terrified!!
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