Monday, February 25, 2008

Volume 1, Issue 2


The elusive "rabbumber" is known to roam only in the forests of West Virginia. It frequently dines on smaller rodents and has a morbid fear of McDonand's restaurants. The rabbumber is known to stop functioning after 10:30pm, and refuses to continue to handle it's late-night work schedule. It also enjoys bungee jumping. The pickled variety (Rabbumbus picklus) is particularly aggressive.

3 comments:

Natalie said...

Is there a banana or celery variety? I'm looking for some new healthy choices to feed my kids!

Jeff said...

Haha, no, I don't think so. The rabbumber is fairly high in fiber though.

Natalie said...

Good to know...THANKS!