Pine Lobsters are the only known variety of lobster to roam in alpine forests. Most frequently found in and around the Chilean-Argentine Andes, these vicious crustaceans eat the sap found inside the trees of southern Chile. There is anecdotal evidence of their 2000 mile journeys that they make every winter, somehow managing to return just before the summer. They've been spotted in such fancy locales as Dubai, United Arab Emirates and Bali, Indonesia! This is one crustacean you WON'T find on the menu at any restaurant. It CANNOT be killed by any known human method! It only dies when it feels like it! Don't mess!
2 comments:
I love you very much. :-) So, do I have to go through a black market dealer to get my hands on one of those pine cone lobsters?
Hey thanks Jules! I love you, too!
I'm just book smart on the Pine Lobster, not street smart. Sorry!
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