Friday, February 29, 2008

Volume 1, Issue 4


The Monster Horse: This offspring of an Idahoan farm has been shown at rodeos and demolition derbies from Maine to California. Her real name is Gwenivere. She had a terrible accident as a small colt, and her owners (The FargenMcHouthenburgers) were asked if they wanted to put her down. They decided to fight on and replace her now missing legs with monster truck tires! Gwen The Monster Horse has been clocked at 84 mph, and is very hard to cage. She is quite the rebellious horse. She brings joy or tears to all who behold her. She's also available for birthday parties. You may contact the FargenMcHouthenburger family at fargenmchouthenburgerfamilyfarms.com/gwen/.

2 comments:

Jeff said...

Haha, I love the physical impossibility of movement for this horse. I certainly wasn't thinking about how a vehicle works when I was making this one. :)

Natalie said...

Birthday parties huh. Andrew's birthday is coming up. I'm sure this would be a BIG HIT with all the Kindergarteners!